Tuesday, May 17, 2005

 

Magic Mushrooms

God, I hate packing! All it does is remind me how much crap I've accumulated over the years. Normally moving is just an excuse to move the crap from one house to the next, but this time is different. I'm moving my crap to Blake's house, which is already full of crap.
Except for a few odds and ends, all were are taking to London with us is our clothes and the cats because there just isn't room for anything else. On my last visit to London I saw just how little storage we had. Blake's designated storage was filled to capacity and had already began creeping into my space like kudzu. He brought three pairs of cowboy boots with him! I honestly fear that I will become the old woman who lived in a shoe.
I wish I could find some of those magic mushrooms in Alice in Wonderland. You know, the ones marked "Eat me" and when you did you got smaller. Maybe I could rub them all over our stuff to make it all fit in our tiny 524 square foot one bedroom flat!
Luckily for both of us I just don't have a huge wardrobe. I pretty much buy something and wear it until it falls apart. So I'm sure I can share a little of my space with Big Daddy. I mean he already has a big chunk of my heart. :)

Comments:
Crap??? Crap?? I would say exotic junk...but not crap. :)
 
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