Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Driving Miss Crabby
Nothing pisses me off more than driving. I can really understand when somebody gets cut off on the interstate and subsequently pulls out a shotgun and starts blowing away any car who happens to pass by.
I get mad that old people who can barely walk are allowed to drive. I get angrier when I look over and see them wearing those big Terminator cataract glasses! Why don't we have to take a sight test in order to renew our driver's licenses???
Don't even get me started on cell phones. I can't say that I never talk on the phone while driving but what gets me are the people who try to park while they are chatting away on their cell phone.
And what's with everybody having to back into a parking space? Listen up. I will only say this once. IT IS EASIER TO PULL IN AND BACK OUT THAN IT IS TO BACK IN AND PULL OUT!
It's just so dangerous on the roads anymore. Everybody has to be in front of anybody else. And god forbid if you want to merge into the next lane. You'd have more luck threading a needle than getting your car between the two assholes next to you.
The one thing I'm looking forward to most when I move to England is that I won't have to drive. Then I'll get to bitch about the Tube!
P.S. I found this site all about driving. It might be worth a click.
I get mad that old people who can barely walk are allowed to drive. I get angrier when I look over and see them wearing those big Terminator cataract glasses! Why don't we have to take a sight test in order to renew our driver's licenses???
Don't even get me started on cell phones. I can't say that I never talk on the phone while driving but what gets me are the people who try to park while they are chatting away on their cell phone.
And what's with everybody having to back into a parking space? Listen up. I will only say this once. IT IS EASIER TO PULL IN AND BACK OUT THAN IT IS TO BACK IN AND PULL OUT!
It's just so dangerous on the roads anymore. Everybody has to be in front of anybody else. And god forbid if you want to merge into the next lane. You'd have more luck threading a needle than getting your car between the two assholes next to you.
The one thing I'm looking forward to most when I move to England is that I won't have to drive. Then I'll get to bitch about the Tube!
P.S. I found this site all about driving. It might be worth a click.
